Archive for February, 2007
Picks and pans of the week
Tuesday, February 27th, 2007Didn’t watch the Academy Awards, seeing as I haven’t broken down and bought a TV yet, but has the awards show rendered itself irrelevant? Even Sylvia Brown could have predicted that Marty Scorsese would win Best Director, and that Forrest Whitaker would finally get his due. Everyone I’ve spoken with (not a scientific survey, but [...]
Do adults just learn to play the most ridiculous, repulsive games? OR This ain’t a scene, it’s a goddamn arms race!
Sunday, February 25th, 2007Are all women crazy, or are the deliciously nutty and chewy ones simply drawn to me like the buttered side of toast to the floor? You would think someone with a PhD in a hard science would have achieved a reasonable level of self-actualization. A month of walking on eggshells, three hours of me sitting [...]
Oy ve! Now is the winter of our, never mind…
Wednesday, February 14th, 2007Will this day ever end? My day begins with me being woken up repeatedly by the sound of the icy fingers of deathfreezing rain on my window. Finally I go back to sleep until the alarm unpleasantly reminds me that it’s time to get up. I roll over and check whether I’ll have to report [...]
Didn’t you play the retarded quarterback?
Monday, February 12th, 2007Did anyone else have flashbacks of Garden State watching Rex “Bleepin’” Grossman punt, pass, and kick his way to an easy Colts victory in Super Bowl XLI? If they had a retarded Espy, Rex, you would win, hands down, kick his ass! And never mind Prince and his rendition of “Rock Out With Your Shadow [...]
Welcome to my nightmare!
Wednesday, February 7th, 2007Or, as those lacking in originality might call it, a blog. Hmmm, you might be asking yourself why anyone would choose the domain name “Unqualified”, and why would I want to read his blog? The answer, to the first part of that question, is simple. The name is a double entendre, a play upon the [...]