What? No Half Smoke?

The new Esquire came today.  Aside from a pictorial of Kate Beckinsale that makes me deeply, innately glad to be a man, the only thing I’ve read in this month’s issue is their Encyclopedia of Sandwiches.  It’s nice to see my hometown representin’ with the Cochon de Lait po-boy from Walker’s BBQ and Mother’s own Ferdi.  I was a little dismayed, no, rather peeved, to discover that DC’s own Half Smoke was somehow egregiously omitted.